Merry Christmas from The Majestic Twelve

Holiday cheer as only M12 can deliver

There are two versions of this soon to be Christmas classic ‘Pass The Fucking Egg Nog’. Download them both directly from the band. Learn it and go caroling around your neighborhood. Or play it really loud on a boombox in the mall. Or record your own version and send it to the band. They’d love it.

• Original Version (brilliant)
  Featuring special guest Simon Spaulding on fiddle
• Drunk Ass Remake (brilliant-er)
  From a Christmas party in 2003

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Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
Get real drunk and piss in the snow
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
Hooray for the beer man, the keg is tapped
Time for bed for Timmy, all his energy is sapped
We got too drunk and he was accidentally wrapped
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
Poison all the turtledoves with mistletoe
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
Old Uncle Arthur is asleep in his chair
We took away his hearing aid
And packaged it with care
We put his hand in water and he wet his underwear
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas, ha ha ha
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
Twelve lords a leapin’ to Christmas ska
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
All the Rastafarians are staring at the treef
Toking really long on a really big spliff
The tree looks like a giant bud,
They stare in disbelief
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
We dosed Aunt Bertha and she passed out in the snow
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
Santa’s late and his heart gives way
Mama Claus gives CPR and dumps him in the sleigh
But we don’t care, we’re tripping
On the fireworks display
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
People sing carols on the street down below
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog…

Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Grandma’s gotta gun
Someone please disarm her,
‘Fore she ruins all our fun

The singers wait patiently for wassel and food
Myron yells out, “Just wait there, dude!”
We pour our boiling wassel on the goody goody brood
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas, lights in the town
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
The Rastas tried to smoke the tree and burned it down
Pass The Fucking Egg Nog
The stupid little carolers called the police
The cops found little Timmy, and gave the boy release
The keg just floated so we throw it in the street,
and yell Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Pass The Fucking Egg Nog

Merry Christmas!!

See Also:
The Majestic Twelve
Break It and Breathe