As he rises from the dead (yet again), we celebrate cautiously
Do we have enough chocolate bunnies and flavored jellybeans needed to satisfy his hunger? Have we replenished our stockpile of peeps … all colors and shapes? Will he be happy with our offerings of plastic grass-filled wicker baskets? All we can do is pray as we carve the sacred glazed ham.
Apparently I'm not the only one to show concern over this annual haunting. I just uncovered a 2003 article from New World Odour called 'Sweet Zombie Jesus: Top 5 ways to kill a raging undead son of God'. Even funnier than the suggestions are the ongoing, obscenity-ridden rants of the raging so-called Christians.
Peace be with you all!
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Sweet Zombie Jesus: Top 5 ways to kill a raging undead son of God
