What They Were Pitching:
Online Dating (I Think)
Note:
OK, I’m not sure what to make of this. Is this supposed to be coming from a child? Is that supposed to be hot? As a selling point, it’s kinda sick!
Poetry:
Hi, my dear friend!
I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough. Honey, I know I am not perfect, just like everybody else, but I am looking for pure love and ready to devote my life for it like nobody else can. I want a divorce – to divorce myself from all my worries and focus entirely on you and our love. I will be where your troubles end and your happiness begins. I will help you not just to touch the sky, but to reach beyond it – to cast away all your chains. Nothing will be impossible for us, my dear, just give it a chance.
Waiting for your letter
Olya A
See Also:
What is Spam Poetry?
