get.cultured 04.18.09

Website Update

A late, quickie update. With Catholic Easter last week and Greek Easter this week (and all sorts of work in between), I'm kinda feelin' rushed. On a positive note, this makes me seem really, really religious. Take that Satan! Of course we all know the true story. Anyway … On with the update.

Business:
- Hail Seitan
Funny ad on a phone booth. Clever? Yes. Funny? Yes. Will it offend some whacko fundamentalist buffoon? Probably.

Art:
- Hoboken Museum Call for Volunteers
Help needed for Hoboken Auction on April 25, 2009. No experience necessary, all willing volunteers welcome. There's a job for everyone.

Video:
- Ciara Video
My latest video edit for Men's Fitness. Now I have my third professional edit under my belt. One that I can be proud of, if I may say so myself.

Miscellany:
- Where's George (Hamilton?)
The problem with education today? I got one of those stamped bills telling me to go to online to log it in. Wait … something's not right.

Easter:
- Happy Zombie Jesus Day
As he rises from the dead, we celebrate cautiously. We must be certain that we can satisfy his hunger for chocolate bunnies, flavored jellybeans and peeps.

Spam Poetry:
- Subject: Why…
The Spam Poetry Project. What They Were Pitching: Discount Drugs

- What is Spam Poetry?
It's not an homage to cans of mystery meat. It's those wonderfully beat sounding words that can be found hidden in useless email messages.

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