WTF Milk Goes Sour Sooner in NYC

Well, they do say things move faster there after all…

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8 Responses to “WTF Milk Goes Sour Sooner in NYC”

  1. Joe
    09/25/09 at 12:11 pm #

    Really??? This needs to be explained to you? WTF Have you ever been to NYC? Try to find a spot for your car.. now imagine you have to find a spot for a truck delivering milk. Can’t find one so you double park and it takes you twice as long to unload. That mean your milk sits unrefrigerated longer than it would when delivering to other places. “Well, they do say things move faster there” – most things do move faster just not loading a truck.

  2. David SEO
    09/25/09 at 12:45 pm #

    Yet another reason why I live in the country.

  3. CraftLass
    09/25/09 at 1:22 pm #

    Wow! I knew that expiration kicks in right at midnight in NYC while in other states they can sell it until the ending midnight of the date, but that is just ridiculously early! lol

  4. Stephen Bailey
    09/26/09 at 10:46 am #

    Yes Joe, I’ve lived here all my life. Still the question remains, why 6 days? Why not 2 or 4 or 10 or 7 hours 22 min 34 sec? What about meat, fish, yogurt, sour cream? And why does sour cream have an expiration date? And who first told that joke? Jerry Seinfeld? Steven Wright? These are the things that keep the little voices in my head busy at night.

  5. Swiss Mary
    09/26/09 at 10:55 am #

    Don’t be silly Stephen. There’s no room on the carton for a 7 hours 22 min 34 sec difference in sell times. WTF!

  6. Yoda My Yoda
    09/26/09 at 11:18 am #

    Sour cream has an expiration date as part of a government sponsored conspiracy aimed at getting the American public to believe whatever they say.

  7. Larry K
    09/26/09 at 12:30 pm #

    Oh Yoda, The conspiracy is not about the sour cream. Congress is poisoning the milk with a special serum that gets tourists from the midwest to believe in the power of Nazism and calcium and Vitamin D.

  8. Barrack Obama
    09/26/09 at 3:53 pm #


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