Avoid the Jerks, Shop at Home!

No need to elbow that old lady in the chin…
Once again Amazon and I are making it easy to avoid the jerks … I mean shoppers this holiday season.


No need to elbow that old lady in the chin!

Once again I’m partnering with Amazon to make it easy to avoid the douchebags … I mean assholes … I mean jerks … I mean shoppers this holiday season.

Stop worrying about elbowing that old lady in the chin to get the last Wii console. Forget about headbutting that four year old to get the last doll for your daughter. And for the love of Pete, don’t push that pregnant woman down the escalator to beat her to the doorbuster savings.

You can shop at home this year with the help of my super-cool, fancy-schmancy, convenient online gift guide powered by Amazon. So, two names you can trust (ya know…me and Amazon) have come together to make this the bestest holiday ever!! Seriously. I’m not exaggerating.


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