Forty Years Ago Today…

Neil Armstrong moonwalked for the first time. Courtesy of The Onion, you can own a piece of history, framed for easy display.


Courtesy of The Onion, you can own a piece of history. Framed for easy display and just in time to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first moonwalk.

The distant, lonely, mysterious satellite that has fascinated mankind since the dawn of time is distant and lonely no more. At 4:17 p.m. on July 20, 1969, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin E. Aldrin Jr. touched down on the Sea of Tranquility in the lunar module Eagle and radioed back to Earth the historic report: “Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We’re on the fucking moon.”

Now, you can own this historic front-page replication of our great and important newspaper.

–The Onion

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