‘Ho Ho Fucking Ho’ by Kevin Bloody Wilson

Featured Song: Not for kids or those with weak constitutions

I don’t normally put disclaimers on my posts, but think twice before playing this one in front of the kids or grandma.

I was straining my brain trying to figure which song I should feature this week. I really wanted something Christmassy, but not some typical, sappy song. Then I remembered this gem by Australia’s Kevin Bloody Wilson. Kev’s comedy is raunchy to say the least, so be forewarned.

This is a story of a disgruntled Rudolph and the elves who’ve had quite enough of working for Santa, who takes all the credit every year. And Mrs. Claus calls Santa a pedophile. Why else would he sneak into little kid’s rooms?

Originally featured on ‘Kev’s Kristmas Album’ in 1996, it’s been floating around the web for years, at times wrongfully credited to Monty Python. I’ve even had an eighteen second snippet on my PC for as long as I can remember. Enjoy!

Merry Kristmas everyone!!

See Also:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (website)
Kevin Bloody Wilson (myspace)