Oddly Specific Horoscope

Telling me to look in the fridge is fairly strange indeed

OK, I don’t believe in this stuff but I do read the horoscopes from my cable company’s website from time to time. This is because they tend to be funny. Today’s was downright absurd. I really have no idea what to think of it…


There’s amusing and then there’s downright freaky

OK, I don’t believe in this stuff but I do read the horoscopes from my cable company’s website from time to time. This is because they tend to be funny. Today’s was downright absurd. I really have no idea what to think of it:

“From time immemorial, one of the ways we humans express our gratitude is through food. You’ve done at least one good turn for someone lately, so make way in the fridge, and prepare to express joy for the green-bean casserole and chocolate layer cake.”

It was just so oddly specific in its details.


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