Good day!

The Spam Poetry Project: This was just too romantic to pass up. Even if it is just for some phony dating site.

What They Were Pitching:
Online Dating (of sorts)

It has been a while since I posted a piece of Spam Poetry, but this was just too romantic to pass up. Well, as romantic as any adult “dating” advert could be. Plus, I think she really captured the essence of me, don’t you?


I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss.
I’ve always found time to teach them.
You are wealthy for all you give away;
You speak kindly and act fairly,
Touching lives and instilling hope;
You lend strength during the tough times
And courage during the rough times.
You unselfishly take on responsibility
Making the lives around you better.
And you do all of these things
Without fanfare or fuss.
You are unsung, but I want you to know
That you will always be the bright light
That shines in my heart,
My very own hero.
Please, find my here
In a big ocean of people and events
Because I am waiting for you with all my heart.

Kisses and hugs
An E

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