This one is the most delightful bit of pure nonsense . . . or is it pure gold?...
Posted on 04/10/26 in Thought
This romantic promise of a commitment was sent to me by a so-called Growth...
Posted on 04/03/26 in Thought
This out of context excerpt sounds somewhat . . . um . . . suggestive...
Posted on 03/25/26 in Thought
The poetry found here lies in the very simplicity of this three-word message...
Posted on 03/17/26 in Thought
A touching outpouring of emotions from a heartbroken loan officer...
Posted on 03/11/26 in Thought
Is it just me or does this read like the chorus of a sad love song....
Posted on 02/19/26 in Thought
This transcription of a voicemail reads like a drunken call from a jilted...
Posted on 02/11/26 in Thought
The praise in this strange spam comment is very flattering, I must say....
Posted on 12/12/25 in Thought
This website comment is a fascinating -- albeit confusing -- word salad...
Posted on 08/12/25 in Thought
A stream of nonsensical praise of my content (I think). It was found in the...
Posted on 06/10/24 in Thought
The opening line was an error-ridden sales pitch for cheap drugs but a...
Posted on 02/13/15 in Thought
Originally sent in Chinese, my curiosity just had to have this translated. I'm...
Posted on 03/12/14 in Thought
The beauty is in the subtlety of this piece. The odd vagueness of it's title...
Posted on 06/11/12 in Thought
Spam Poetry: Random gibberish mixed in with personal stats meant to (I dunno)...
Posted on 01/23/12 in Thought
An epic stream-of-consciousness rambling full of love and typos...
Posted on 08/17/11 in Thought
Spam Poetry: If I could decipher the secret code hidden in the invitation,...
Posted on 07/20/11 in Thought
Spam Poetry: This is the first case of the poetry actually being found in the...
Posted on 05/07/11 in Thought
Spam Poetry Project: This is not really poetry at all, rather it was hidden...
Posted on 02/17/11 in Thought