This reads like lyrics written by a child too young for whatever they were selling....
A short bit of spam poetry with a strange attachment to the word Biblical....
Were they selling beauty aids or weight loss solutions? Beats me. Either way this is an epic rant of nonsense....
This romantic promise of a commitment was sent to me by a so-called Growth Advisor....
This one is the most delightful bit of pure nonsense . . . or is it pure gold?...
This out of context excerpt sounds somewhat . . . um . . . suggestive...
The poetry found here lies in the very simplicity of this three-word message...
A touching outpouring of emotions from a heartbroken loan officer...
Is it just me or does this read like the chorus of a sad love song....
This transcription of a voicemail reads like a drunken call from a jilted lover....
The praise in this strange spam comment is very flattering, I must say....
This website comment is a fascinating -- albeit confusing -- word salad...
A stream of nonsensical praise of my content (I think). It was found in the spam folder of my website comments....
The opening line was an error-ridden sales pitch for cheap drugs but a masterpiece short poem followed....
Originally sent in Chinese, my curiosity just had to have this translated. I'm so glad I did. What a gem of beat greatness....
The beauty is in the subtlety. The vague title and the abrupt ending of the poetry exposes a certain deepness....
Random gibberish mixed in with personal stats meant to (I dunno) make me wanna date someone?...
