Were they selling beauty aids or weight loss solutions? Beats me. Either way this is an epic rant of nonsense....
This romantic promise of a commitment was sent to me by a so-called Growth Advisor....
This one is the most delightful bit of pure nonsense . . . or is it pure gold?...
This out of context excerpt sounds somewhat . . . um . . . suggestive...
The poetry found here lies in the very simplicity of this three-word message...
A touching outpouring of emotions from a heartbroken loan officer...
Is it just me or does this read like the chorus of a sad love song....
This transcription of a voicemail reads like a drunken call from a jilted lover....
The praise in this strange spam comment is very flattering, I must say....
This website comment is a fascinating -- albeit confusing -- word salad...
A stream of nonsensical praise of my content (I think). It was found in the spam folder of my website comments....
The opening line was an error-ridden sales pitch for cheap drugs but a masterpiece short poem followed....
Originally sent in Chinese, my curiosity just had to have this translated. I'm so glad I did. What a gem of beat greatness....
The beauty is in the subtlety of this piece. The odd vagueness of it's title and the abrupt way in which it ends prove it's deepness....
Spam Poetry: If I could decipher the secret code hidden in the invitation, perhaps I would join your group....
Spam Poetry: This is the first case of the poetry actually being found in the subject of an email, rather than the body. ...
