Maybe It’s The Best Time

Spam Poetry Project: Tani V is a Hawaiian gal longing for love and can only find it with me (apparently).


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Online Dating (I Think)

Note:
It seems that sender Tani V is one very poetic Hawaiian gal who is longing for love and can only find it with me (apparently).

Poetry:
Aloha, my dear friend,
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Sweetheart, I sent a kiss on a refreshing wind: the kiss howled across the plaints and flowers; it brushed the underbrush; it stroked the cattails; it kicked up a dust storm; it made the cactus bristle; it teased the lilies; it snuck across the shore and stirred the ocean; and whipped through sails, it picked up the scent of gardenias and honeysuckle; it wrote, “I need you” in the clouds… and finally it arrived at your door hoping to find you because I am looking for you, my love.

Tani V

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What is Spam Poetry?


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