Were they selling beauty aids or weight loss solutions? Beats me. Either way this is an epic rant of nonsense.
What They Were Pitching:
I honestly have no idea. From what I could grasp from this epic rant of nonsense, they seem to be selling either weight loss solutions or beauty aids of some kind. Anyway, this is a long but oddly entertaining read. So sit back and prepare yourself for a trip down crazy street.
Poetry:
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Iee theeoueegheet ieet weeasee jueestee aneeoteeheeer “meeireeaceeleee cleeeaeenseee” peeeoeepleee oeen TeeV heeypeee ueep. ee
Beeutee theeenee soeemeeetheeineeg ueeneeexpeeeceeteeed heeapeepeeeneeed…ee
Iee treeieeed ieet.
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Neeotee toeeo seemaeellee.
Toeeo beeigee.
Aeendee noee — Iee dieednee’t: ee
- Coeeuneet ceealeeoreeieees
- Rueen oeen aee treeeaeedmeeileel
- Taeekeee ineejeeecteeioeensee
- Oree speeeneed $ee60ee0/eemoeenteeh oeen ZeeepeeBoeeuneed
Iee jueestee doee oneee seeimeepleee teehieengee inee myee kieetceeheeen beeefoeereee 9 AeeM.
Teeheeey ceealeel ieet “Theee Teealeek Seehoeew Reeeseeetee” beeecaeeuseee weeomeeenee steeareeteeed beeuzeezieengee abeeoueet ieet reeigeehtee afeeteeer teehaeet seeegeemeeentee aieereeed. ee
Aeendee yeees —ee theee vieedeeeo iees seetieellee oneelieeneee… feeoree noeew. ee
Ieet keeeeeepsee geeetteeineeg teeakeeenee doeewnee wheeenee itee steeareetsee goeeineeg veeireealee.
