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Spam Poetry: Closing the Loop

Is this a pitch for financial solutions or a heartfelt plea by a shunned admirer?

What They Were Pitching:
I’m not sure. Financial solutions? Healthcare options? Marketing opportunities? Who’s to say? What I can say is this reads like a very touching poetic plea by a shunned admirer.

Poetry:
I’ll stop here, you’ve got a business to run.
And I’d rather not be another unread email.
If the timing is wrong, that’s fine.
If it changes, the five questions are always on the site.
And my calendar’s open.


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