What They Were Pitching:
This is a transcription of a voicemail selling Business Loans. These can be fun to turn into poetry as the iPhone tries to make sense of someone’s diction and accent. This particular one sounds like a drunken phone call from a jilted lover.
Poetry:
Hi this is
It’s sitting here really
All that is left
Confirming
You moving forward
Press two now
Me or the right
Or call
