Tuesday Highlight at the Goldhawk
It was the usual fare of talent and newbies. It’s never really a disappointment for me when I come here. Even if for some reason I’m not into the music, I’m often surrounded by friends. Every so often there comes an act that simply blows me away for one reason or another. Some time back it was a guy named ‘Cabbage’. Tonight it was ‘Wide Load Whore’.
Formerly called ‘Honey Bunches of Feces’ they claimed to have been sued by the Kellogg’s Corporation and had to change it. They went into two very funny, country-tinged tunes that just woke me the fuck up. Especially the song about how Owen Wilson tried to cut in on a game of pool by placing quarters on the table. In this particular establishment, there was a chalkboard that determined the order of play.
The arrogance of the actor did not go unnoticed by one of their friends. At first this friend was willing to let it slide but his anger grew to a fevered pitch as he slammed Wilson against the wall. According to witnesses, they could see a tear in Wilson’s eye. And from that day forward, this friend named Tom Cantella would be known as the hero who made Owen Wilson cry.
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The Goldhawk
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