Spam Poetry: The opening line was an error-ridden sales pitch for cheap drugs but a masterpiece short poem followed.

What They Were Pitching:
If the opening line is any indication; Drugs. “Getu amazingi drugz onlinep.

I decided to leave that bit out of the poetry because what followed was simply brilliant. Starting out with an homage to Edward Lear (unintentional, I’m sure) then veering off to some place altogether different.

This along with the subject line “Indignantly” made their efforts to get me to buy cheap pharmaceuticals seem like a noble cause.

Are the lands where the jumblies live a single glowworm?
Did I chance to espy?
But I don’t want to know that time will heal.

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