Spam Poetry: Fast funding for Fundworks?

A touching outpouring of emotions from a heartbroken loan officer


 
What They Were Pitching:
Business loans. This tidbit of poetry with fun alliteration in the title is a touching outpouring of emotions. You can feel the heartbreak in that last line.

 
Poetry:
I’ll keep this simple
If Fundworks needs fast
Working capital this year
I can outline options
If not I’ll close the loop
Should I step aside for now?


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