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category: miscellany posted: Sep-25-2009
WTF Milk Goes Sour Sooner in NYC
Well, they do say things move faster there
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September 25th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Really??? This needs to be explained to you? WTF Have you ever been to NYC? Try to find a spot for your car.. now imagine you have to find a spot for a truck delivering milk. Can't find one so you double park and it takes you twice as long to unload. That mean your milk sits unrefrigerated longer than it would when delivering to other places. "Well, they do say things move faster there" – most things do move faster just not loading a truck.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Yet another reason why I live in the country.
September 25th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Wow! I knew that expiration kicks in right at midnight in NYC while in other states they can sell it until the ending midnight of the date, but that is just ridiculously early! lol
September 26th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Yes Joe, I've lived here all my life. Still the question remains, why 6 days? Why not 2 or 4 or 10 or 7 hours 22 min 34 sec? What about meat, fish, yogurt, sour cream? And why does sour cream have an expiration date? And who first told that joke? Jerry Seinfeld? Steven Wright? These are the things that keep the little voices in my head busy at night.
September 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Don't be silly Stephen. There's no room on the carton for a 7 hours 22 min 34 sec difference in sell times. WTF!
September 26th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Sour cream has an expiration date as part of a government sponsored conspiracy aimed at getting the American public to believe whatever they say.
September 26th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Oh Yoda, The conspiracy is not about the sour cream. Congress is poisoning the milk with a special serum that gets tourists from the midwest to believe in the power of Nazism and calcium and Vitamin D.
September 26th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
GOT MILK?