Yes, Pat Robertson — that bastion of tolerance and honest good will — has once again shared his divine knowledge with the sinners of the world. For those of you crazy enough to support gay marriage (and you know who you are), Robertson has some straight talk for y’all.
Didn’t you know that the legalization of gay marriage would lead to legalization of sex with ducks? No, you didn’t because you were all too busy having sex with ducks. Thank God above for Pat Robertson and his wise, wise words.
Of course you commie, left-wing, flower-lovin’ hippie types can’t just sit back and accept that St. Pat is right. Oh no … you have to write a song mocking the poor man. Just look at this video from Garfunkel and Oates.
See Also:
Garfunkel and Oates (website)
Garfunkel and Oates (myspace)
