Proof he spent his tuition on beer! In his defense, there is no degree program offered at Columbia on how to apply pride stickers....
What the hell are you all laughing at? OK, I get it. You find something funny and want to express your amusement in the most concise manner possible....
<strong>Just when we thought this story was over...</strong> In a press conference, former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer admitted to having sexual exploits with gremlins....
What will people think of next? Who would do this to the cute, zippy little Smart Car?...
As he rises from the dead, we celebrate cautiously. We must satisfy his hunger for chocolate bunnies, flavored jellybeans and peeps....




