Watch as my life spirals into control
Jokingly it was suggested that I drink O’Doul’s Non-Alcoholic Beer during my time off. I don’t care enough for beer to drink a fake one. I’d rather wait for a real one. Eric once mentioned that this so-called non-alcoholic beer actually has the same trace amount of alcohol as orange juice.
Telling this to my friend Jenn, she commented that I cannot drink orange juice now until after the thirty days. I said that the difference is that it says, “Contains Less Than 0.5% Alcohol by Volume,” on the label of an O’Doul’s.
No mention is made on orange juice cartons. Ah, I love loopholes. Also, you can’t get on the O’Doul’s website if you’re under 21. Yet you can still get on Tropicana’s.
I’m just sayin’.
